Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny sauce jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes sauces. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about sauce are clean and safe for everyone. Share these sauce jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to FoodstuffDid you hear about the Boston chef who died?Answer: They could not find the sauce of his illness
How does pizza sauce introduce itself at a fiesta?Answer: Yo no soy marinara
I missed the documentary on TV on how they make tomato sauce...I guess I’ll have to watch it on ketch up.
If a sauce expires, will it be called Sausage?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Parsley!
Parsley who?
Parsley the sauce please!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?Answer: An ice burger with chili sauce.
What do you get if you cross a doll with some ketchup, honey, mustard and onions in Kansas City?Answer: Barbie-que sauce
What do you get when a waiter trips?Answer: Flying saucers.
What do you get when you cross bean sprouts, peanut sauce and a Disney water park?Answer: Thai-food legume
Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?Answer: He was making up for lost thyme.
Why did the chef cover Pete with dough, sauce and pepperoni?Answer: Because Pete’s a pan.
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