What did the sardine call the submarine?Answer: A can of people.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?Answer: South Korean BBQ has more Seoul.
Being a vegetarian between meals is like being a pacifist between wars.
Why does Swedish sugar taste better?Answer: It’s Sweder
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
Looking for more laughs? Discover more funny websites we recommend.