Yo mama's so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did the grape do when it was sat on?Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the last tomato on the vine say when all his friends got picked?Answer: I’ll ketchup with you guys later!
Who wears a red cape and leaps from restaurant roofs in a single bound?Answer: Supperman
Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"
I replied, "Pasta la vista!"
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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