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Which vegetable do dogs like best?Answer: Collie-flower!
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?Answer: A ham sandwich
What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything?Answer: Three Men And A Baby
What did the coffee say to the cream?Answer: I can not espresso my feelings for you but I love your latte.
How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?Answer: With an onion ring.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers