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Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?Answer: Now he’s a popsicle.
What's it called when you mix champagne with orange juice at breakfast?Answer: Alcoholism
What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?Answer: Gaelic breath!
Why did the baker get a second job?Answer: He needed some extra dough.
If brownie mix is on first base, pudding on second, and cookie dough on third base, who is hitting at the plate?Answer: The cake batter.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers