What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila?Answer: Tyrannosaurus Mex
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.Answer: Now I falafel.
How many chefs does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: One to do it, and five others to tell him how they did it differently in their last kitchen.
Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?Answer: They choke when they get too close to a bowl.
Being a vegetarian between meals is like being a pacifist between wars.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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