Why did the banana go out with the prune?Answer: Because he couldn't find a date.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call a stolen yam?Answer: A hot potato
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?Answer: They love Hoggin Daz.
What do you call a Herb salesman who is doing well for himself?Answer: Minted
What day should you drink water?Answer: Thirstday (Thursday)
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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