Food jokes that are actually fun to share

A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!

Random jokes

How do you tame wild rice?
If a carrot and a cabbage ran a race, which one would win?
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender yells out, "Hey! We don't serve ham sandwiches here." To which the ham sandwich replies, "That's okay, I just wanted a drink."
Where do farmers send their kids to grow?
If you plant the cabbage first, it will have a head start.

Latest 5 jokes

A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?

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