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Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
What can you never eat for breakfast?Answer: Dinner
Vegans need to lay off attacking others for their eating habits....the last thing we need is another Spinach Inquisition.
Why did the strawberry cry?Answer: It was in a jam!
What kind of bunny can't hop?Answer: A chocolate one!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers