What’s the most uncomfortable kind of vegetable?Answer: Spin-ouch!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What’s black, white, orange and waddles?Answer: A penguin carrying a pumpkin.
Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?Answer: He was stuffed!
A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it into six, eight or twelve pieces.
The blonde replies "Six please. I could never eat twelve".
Why did the blonde farmer get a brown cow?Answer: She wanted chocolate milk.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
Looking for more laughs? Discover more funny websites we recommend.