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Why was the green bean ashamed?Answer: It saw the cranberry dressing.
The Turkey was bold and crossed the road. Why did he do that?Answer: To demonstrate he wasn’t a chicken.
Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
What does garlic do when it gets hot?Answer: It takes its cloves off.
What do you call a stolen sweet potato?Answer: A hot potato
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers