How many bagels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Answer: Toaster ovens dont have light bulbs.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?Answer: A Hallo-weenie
What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof?Answer: An Icepickle!
Why aren't there many jokes about popcorn?Answer: Because they are corny.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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