What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie?Answer: You have some crust.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did the lemon hide when the bully came?Answer: Because he was yellow!
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?Answer: Wanna lick me?
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?Answer: Have a gouda day!
How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?Answer: With jam in
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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