Have you heard the joke about the butter?Answer: I better not tell you, it might spread.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?Answer: The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Answer: Make it with blue cheese!
Without chocolate, we would have to find something else to do with the fruit & nuts.
What dressing do cruise directors put on their salad?Answer: Thousand Island
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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