Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?Answer: Because they never learned good table manners!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why were the apple and orange alone?Answer: Because the banana split!
What month is good for toast?Answer: Jamuary
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?Answer: One less drunk.
What is a mummies favorite kind of music?Answer: Wrap
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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