Why are fungi always invited on road trips?Answer: They don’t take up mush room.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did music tell the pancake?Answer: B flat
Why did the banana wear sunscreen?Answer: He didn't want to peel!
I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France. That place was giving me the crêpes...
What kind of cheese makes the best music?Answer: Brieoncé
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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