What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?Answer: A ham sandwich
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Like a bear drinking honey from a bee hive, I’m getting really buzzed.
What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?Answer: String beans
How did the gardener know his herbs were fully grown?Answer: It was just about thyme!
Did you hear about the Boston chef who died?Answer: They could not find the sauce of his illness
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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