Why was the meat packer arrested?Answer: For bringing home the bacon.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What does Dr Who eat with their pizza?Answer: Dalek bread!
Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
What pizza do dogs eat?Answer: Puperoni
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?Answer: Jellyfish
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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