Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
What kind of chips wear flip-flops?Answer: Free-toes
What do you call an injury you get at yoga class?Answer: Yoghurt
What's a dessert's favorite pick-up line?Answer: Pie like you berry much.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?Answer: Water you doing today?
What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?Answer: Tis the season to be jelly!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers