What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?Answer: Licence to Krill.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What is the most popular fruit character in the gaming world?Answer: It is the Peach Princess in Mario.
Do you know why do French people usually have only one egg for their breakfast?Answer: Because one means oeuf in French.
What does a British sweet potato say about a sunny day?Answer: It's mashing
What happens when two hamburgers on the grill fall in love?Answer: They live together in holy meatrimony!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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