Food jokes that are actually fun to share

A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!

Random jokes

What’s the pickles favorite game show?
There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
Show answer
What kind of music does broccoli listen to?
- Waiter! Why is there a fly in my taco!
- I’m so sorry! I must have missed it when I picked out the others!
What’s a ghost’s favourite soup?

Latest 5 jokes

A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?

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