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Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How does bread woo a lover?Answer: With lots of flours.
What did the spider say to the bee?Answer: Your honey or your life.
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?Answer: Port whine!
Why are celery stalks leaves never lonely?Answer: Because they come in bunches.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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