What is a scientist’s favourite food?Answer: Smarties
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
What time do ladies drink wine?Answer: At Wine O'Clock.
What did the gourd say to the other gourd after running into each other?Answer: Sorry for pumpkin in to you!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?Answer: A runny bunny.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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