What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?Answer: It’s the yeast I could do.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Which nut is worth the most?Answer: Cash-ew
Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?Answer: He was making up for lost thyme.
What does a good beef steak hot off the barbeque have in common with sex?Answer: They're both very rare.
What is the pickle’s philosophy of life?Answer: Never a dill moment.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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