Have we been to this café before?Answer: I’m getting déjà brew.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call an avocado that's been blessed by the pope?Answer: Holy Guacamole
Why are steaks so happy at barbeques?Answer: They get to meet all their old flames.
Doctor, doctor! I've got broccoli stuck in my ear!Answer: You need to eat more sensibly!
Why did the kid eat a dollar bill?Answer: Because it was his lunch money.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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