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Why are fungi always invited on road trips?Answer: They don’t take up mush room.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
What happened to the lost beef shipment?Answer: Nobody's herd.
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?Answer: A girl scout who has lost her cookie.
Why was the cookie crying?Answer: Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers