Have you heard about the new restaurant called karma?Answer: There's no menu, you just get what you deserve!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?Answer: Anything you like, it can't hear you!
What do you call a pickle on sale?Answer: A sweet DILL!
What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?Answer: String beans
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Answer: It’s easy to roast beef.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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