What do robots eat for dessert on thanksgiving?Answer: Raspberry pi.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How did the guacamole get to outer space?Answer: On a rocket chip.
What did the cold tortilla say?Answer: Brrrrrrrrrito!
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef?Answer: Everyone would roast beef.
What is green and swims in the sea?Answer: Moby Pickle!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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