What kind of vegetable is jealous?Answer: A green bean!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says "If we don't get out of here alive, I love you man."
The other cupcake says "Oh my gosh... A talking cupcake!"
Why should you eat really fast?Answer: Because you might lose your appetite!
What do you call a fish that only eats pastry?Answer: A pie-ranha
I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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