How did Smoothie’s parents get engaged?Answer: Raspberry confessed to Banana, “We blend well together.”
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
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Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
What do you call beer on your chin?Answer: A beered
Why was the snowman at the carrot section of the grocery store?Answer: They were picking their nose!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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