I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.Answer: Now I falafel.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?Answer: He was feeling really crumbie!
My friends hate my herb puns. Don't know what their dill is.
How does the German baker greet his customers?Answer: Gluten Morgen
What do you call raspberries playing the guitar?Answer: A jam session
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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