Where do milkshakes come from?Answer: Nervous cows
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?Answer: He couldn't concentrate!
Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?Answer: Because they're a fungi!
What is the pickle’s philosophy of life?Answer: Never a dill moment.
Why does it take mom so long to make Mexican food?Answer: Because she likes to talk-o lot.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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