What do you call a serial killer watermelon?Answer: A slaughter melon.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call a lazy butcher?Answer: A meatloafer.
Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?Answer: They were 2 shellfish!
What do you call two banana skins on the floor in the bedroom next to the bed?Answer: A pair of slippers!
How do you get the water in a watermelon?Answer: Plant it in the spring.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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