- Waiter! What is the moldy stuff?
- Thats a bean taco.
- Im sure it’s been a taco, but what is it now?!?
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Is turkey soup good for you?Answer: Not if you're the turkey!
What vegetable should you always keep in the trunk of your car?Answer: Asparagus
Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?Answer: Because he already had drum sticks!
What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?Answer: An ear of corn!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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