Waiter, will my pizza be long?Answer: No sir, it will be round!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?Answer: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?Answer: Evaporated milk.
If you plant the cabbage first, it will have a head start.
What’s a puppy’s favorite kind of pizza?Answer: Pupperoni
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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