When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say?Answer: I'm vine, thanks for asking.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Who does a boy cucumber dig the most?Answer: The PICKLE DISH
What’s the best vegetable to feed to a captive animal?Answer: Zoo-chini!
What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?Answer: Chowlemein
What is a leopard's favorite candy?Answer: Dots
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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