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Why didn’t the butter take the part in the new movie?Answer: Because it didn’t like the roll it was being offered.
What’s the best thing to take to the desert?Answer: A thirst-aid kit.
Why was the meat packer arrested?Answer: For bringing home the bacon.
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
What can you always substitute for ice in recipe?Answer: Frozen water
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers