Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What soft drink do pigs like best?Answer: Root beer.
What did the coffee say to the cream?Answer: I can not espresso my feelings for you but I love your latte.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?Answer: We’ve hit guac bottom!
What do you get when you put milk and cereal together?Answer: A yummy breakfast.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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