What should you order if you just want a small drink?Answer: A marteenie!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Did you hear about the guy who tried to grow an apple orchard without trees?Answer: His efforts were fruitless.
What do you call a running turkey?Answer: Fast food.
Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says "If we don't get out of here alive, I love you man."
The other cupcake says "Oh my gosh... A talking cupcake!"
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?Answer: Because the banana split!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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