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What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move?Answer: The twist!
Which footballer makes the best coffee?Answer: Diego Costa!
- Waiter! What is the moldy stuff?
- Thats a bean taco.
- Im sure it’s been a taco, but what is it now?!?
What kind of tables did the mother want her kid to eat?Answer: Vegetables
A man goes to the doctor with a carrot in his nose, cabbage in his ears and ham over his eyes.
“What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
The doctor replies “Well it looks like you’re not eating right.”
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers