Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What type of shirt can you drink?Answer: A tea shirt!
What do you call a nut that has to pee?Answer: Peenut
What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?Answer: A food fight!
Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner?Answer: Because he will gobble it up.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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