- Will you join me in a cup of tea?
- I don’t think there’s room in there for both of us.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What type of shirt can you drink?Answer: A tea shirt!
If you crossed a zucchini with our first president, what would you get?Answer: George Squashington
What doe Holy Water and Whiskey have in common?Answer: They both burn on the way down.
What did the woman say when the waiter told her there was no corn?Answer: Well that really shucks.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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