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Why do ice cream cones make such bad parents?Answer: They’re always playing flavorites.
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?Answer: She was trying to make apple juice.
What does a jokester have for his breakfast?Answer: A pun – cake
Did you hear about the kid who drank 8 lemonades?Answer: He burped 7 Up!
What kind of people go on diets?Answer: People who are thick and tired of their weight.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers