A fisherman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you help me? I've hurt my hand!"
The doctor takes a look and says, "It's nothing too serious, you've pulled a mussel."
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What’s a grammar teacher’s favorite herb?Answer: Parse-ley!
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?Answer: Bready or not, here I crumb!
What happens after you rub ketchup in your eyes?Answer: You feel silly in Heinz sight!
Why do ice cream cones make such bad parents?Answer: They’re always playing flavorites.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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