Why did the bread maker go to jail?Answer: She was caught beating an egg.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What is the best paying job in the world?Answer: I don’t know, but pizza chefs sure make a lot of dough
What fruit can you call when you are in trouble?Answer: You can always count on a lemon for aid!
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?Answer: A ham sandwich
What are unhappy cranberries called?Answer: Blueberries
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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