What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?Answer: Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries?Answer: If they didn't, they would be sweetish.
What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?Answer: Slice, Slice Baby.
What's a whales favorite sandwich?Answer: Krilled cheese
If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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