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Why did the kid eat a dollar bill?Answer: Because it was his lunch money.
Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries?Answer: If they didn't, they would be sweetish.
What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?Answer: All about that baste.
What is the foot's favourite type of chips?Answer: Dori-toes
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers