What did the toast say to his partner while they were doing sixty nine?Answer: Babe, I’m gonna crumb!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
When are blueberries bad for your health?Answer: When you’re the blueberry.
Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is ketchup.
What did the dark beer say when it was getting brewed?Answer: I’ll be bock!
Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes?Answer: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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