What vegetable might you find in your basement?Answer: Cellar-y
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Which spice is the worst at keeping secrets?Answer: Only thyme will tell.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?Answer: He wanted sweet and sour pork.
How did the fungus find a place to grow?Answer: Oh, it doesn’t need mushroom!
Why did the car stop for a picnic?Answer: It was in park!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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