Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?Answer: Because he used a non-stick pan.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Where do vegetables grow up?Answer: Cauli-fornia
Why was the little blueberry so upset?Answer: It’s parents were in a jam.
What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?Answer: Real men eat beef!
How is a baseball like a waffle?Answer: They both need a good batter.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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