Why is a carrot orange and pointy?Answer: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What type of cheese is commonly served on horror movie sets?Answer: Gore-gonzola!
I have 6 bottles in one hand and 5 bottles In the other. what do i have?Answer: A drinking problem
What’s a chimp’s favorite ice cream?Answer: Chunky Monkey
How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?Answer: With jam in
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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