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What do you have left over after a pig eats a watermelon?Answer: Pork Rinds!
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?Answer: Because he went crackers.
What do cranberries say during the holidays?Answer: Cranberry Christmas!
What does a vegetable in love tell his date?Answer: Let’s not beet around the bush.
Why didn’t the espresso ever talk to the herbal drinks?Answer: Because it said they weren’t his cup of tea.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers