What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?Answer: Udder nonsense
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What do Asian people sing to their children at night?Answer: Wok a bye baby.
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?Answer: A big mac!
What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?Answer: Lettuce alone without dressing.
What does the music at a horse rave sound like?Answer: Oats oats oats oats...
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What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers