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Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?Answer: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?Answer: Enlightenmint
What did the farmer call his spring garden?Answer: A garden of hap-pea-ness!
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?Answer: A banana shake!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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