Did you hear about the seafood diet?Answer: You see food and you eat it.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did one raspberry say to the other?Answer: If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
Why was the used garlic naked?Answer: Because it had no cloves left.
What’s green and sour and swims in an aquarium?Answer: A trop-pickle fish!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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