What vegetable should you always keep in the trunk of your car?Answer: Asparagus
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?Answer: Your teeth
What do you get when you cross a wolf and an egg?Answer: A very hairy omelette!
Why do pigs have nose rings?Answer: Because that makes it easier to make pulled pork.
What do you call a baby potato?Answer: Tater tots!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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