What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?Answer: A big mac!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Dad, do you like baked pears? Yes son, why? The orchard’s on fire.
Why did the man quit his job at the organic parsley farm?Answer: They kept garnishing his paycheck.
What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?Answer: A food fight!
Why can’t you tell a peanut a joke?Answer: It might crack!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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