I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call a vegetable wheel you don't use?Answer: Asparagus
What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?Answer: To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.
What's a cheese's favourite TV channel?Answer: The Brie Brie C!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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