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When are cranberries bad for your health?Answer: Cranberry gobbler. When you’re the cranberry.
Mother: Why is your little brother crying?
Son: Because I won’t give him my piece of cake.
Mother: ls his piece gone?
Son: Yes - he cried when I ate that, too.
What kind of fruit is the most helpful?Answer: A lemonaide.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?Answer: It’s the yeast I could do.
What is the most delicious number in French? Cent? Deux cent? Trois cent?Answer: C’est croissant!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers