What did the spider say to the bee?Answer: Your honey or your life.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did dinosaurs eat raw meat?Answer: They didn't know how to cook!
What do you do if you loose your root vegetables?Answer: Home it will turnip.
What kind of ice cream do electricians eat?Answer: Shockalo
Why did the vegetarian go to the market?Answer: Because he/she was hungry!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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