Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?Answer: He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?Answer: Because they never learned good table manners!
How do you make a bread roll?Answer: Push it down a hill.
What kind of pasta does the pope eat?Answer: Holy macaroni!
Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread. They told me they had naan.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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