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Do you know why do French people usually have only one egg for their breakfast?Answer: Because one means oeuf in French.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?Answer: Bready or not, here I crumb!
What is long and yellow and always points north?Answer: A magnetic banana.
How do you make an egg roll?Answer: You push it!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?Answer: Pumpkin pi.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers