What happened to the hamburger that missed too much school?Answer: He had to stay after school to ketchup.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How does Moses make his coffee?Answer: Hebrews it.
Why did the blueberry turn red?Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?Answer: Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
What did the strawberry say when the blueberry asked to be friends?Answer: I’d like to be your friend berry much!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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