I love you from my head tomatoes.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
If a turkey runs away, does that make it a chicken?
A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while out for a walk?Answer: Ketchup
Why did the hipster burn his lips?Answer: He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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