Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: That rascal, yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a Cookbook!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Don’t tell me to stop eating so many tacos. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.
Baby, don’t miss my BBQ because you’ll love my meet in your mouth.
What did the Watermelon say to the Honey Dew when he asked her to run away and get married?Answer: I would love to, but sorry I cantaloupe.
What vitamin helps you to see?Answer: Vitamin C
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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