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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut company?Answer: She was fed up with the hole business!
Why didn't the moon eat all its lunch?Answer: Because it was full.
What did the lentil say to the other lentil?Answer: How you bean?
What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?Answer: A hummus-cide
Life can be a little bit frosty, but really it is what you bake it.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers