What can you always substitute for ice in recipe?Answer: Frozen water
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How does Moses make his tea?Answer: Hebrews it.
An empty beer bottle walks into a bar and asks to be filled with their finest ale.
The bartender says, "sorry I can't serve you, I can see you're already drunk".
Why do people on a diet eat TV dinners?Answer: So they could watch what they eat!
Recently, the first pizza was delivered to astronauts aboard the International Space Station. I’d make a joke about it, but it would be too cheesy.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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