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Why did the onion need help?Answer: It was in a pickle!
What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?Answer: She doesn’t, she eats out!
A cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins?Answer: The cabbage, it's a head.
Going to a recycling party this weekend. The invite said to bring a bottle.
What did one melon say when the other melon proposed?Answer: I’m sorry, I cantaloupe!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers