What do you get when 354 blueberries try to go through the door at the same time?Answer: A blueberry jam!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house?Answer: He came home from work with gnocchi.
Which spice is the worst at keeping secrets?Answer: Only thyme will tell.
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Answer: Cut it in half!
Did you hear the one about the dog who ate a bunch of garlic?Answer: His bark was worse than his bite.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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