Why did dinosaurs eat raw meat?Answer: They didn't know how to cook!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Excuse me, where can I find the caesar salads?Answer: In the caesarian section!
Why did the pineapple go out with a prune?Answer: Because he couldn't find a date!
What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house?Answer: Fettuccini afraido!
What's the universal key to a lovely Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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