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Why don’t croissants like warm weather?Answer: Things get Toasty!
Where did the broccoli go to buy a few drinks?Answer: The salad bar!
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?Answer: Because it said 'concentrate'.
What do you call a nice french fry?Answer: A sweet potato!
What do you call a chicken running down the road?Answer: Fast food.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers