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Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark?Answer: He had only two worms.
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
My brother’s on a seafood diet.
Really?
Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
What did the Taqueria chef say he did on vacation?Answer: Taco bout what an awesome time he had!
What’s the toughest part of being a vegan?Answer: Apparently keeping it to yourself.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers