What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?Answer: Noise
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why didn’t the butter take the part in the new movie?Answer: Because it didn’t like the roll it was being offered.
A man is at a restaurant. He orders soup.
Man: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren’t you laughing?
Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?Answer: Because it was royal jelly.
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?Answer: A pineapple
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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