What did the pear say to the pineapple after they won a game?Answer: We make a great pear!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
When does coffee taste like mud?Answer: When it's ground!
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?Answer: Port whine!
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Have you got the address of the butter website?Answer: Yes, but don’t spread it around.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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