Why was the apple uncomfortable in the fruit bowl?Answer: Pear pressure
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates?Answer: They both seek fortuna.
How is a beer better than a woman?Answer: Beer never has a headache.
Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?Answer: Because they can’t ketchup.
What did the lentil say to the other lentil?Answer: How you bean?
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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