Why was the tea bag at the police station?Answer: She was mugged in broad daylight!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What is Pac Man's favorite piece of cookware?Answer: A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
What did the spoon dress up as to the Halloween party?Answer: A cereal killer.
Tell us, what forces you to drink vodka every day?Answer: Nothing. I'm a volunteer.
What kind of lettuce did they serve on The Titanic?Answer: Iceberg
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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