Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did Santa Claus say when he walked through a garden?Answer: Hoe, hoe, hoe!
How did the gardener know his herbs were fully grown?Answer: It was just about thyme!
What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move?Answer: The twist!
How is delivered pizza like sex?Answer: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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