Why does everyone add salt to their meals?Answer: It’s sodium goooood.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did the baker cross the road?Answer: He had muffin’ else to do!
Why was the loaf of bread upset?Answer: His plan were always going a rye.
Whats a plants favorite drink?Answer: Root Beer
What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?Answer: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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