What kind of socks do you need to plant spinach?Answer: Garden hose
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?Answer: It ran out of juice.
What kind of gum does Jesus chew?Answer: Holy Spearmint
A mushroom walk into a party and the bouncer said sorry there is not enough room.
Then the mushroom replies 'oh ok but I don't take up muchroom!'
Could you help me find my missing root vegetables?Answer: Sorry, but I don’t carrot all about that. I’m sure they’ll turnip somewhere.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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