What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?Answer: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call a Hindu who rejects the gods and prays to a slice of bread?Answer: A Naan Believer.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Why are prawn less expensive than shrimp?Answer: Because you get them at the prawn shop.
What's blue and covered in feathers?Answer: A turkey holding its breath.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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