What is a lion’s favorite cheese?Answer: Roarquefort
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Where do cows go for lunch?Answer: The calf-eteria.
Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?Answer: Because he used a non-stick pan.
What do you call a potato that was crushed?Answer: Squash
What do you call an avocado that's been blessed by the pope?Answer: Holy Guacamole
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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