What did sushi A say to sushi B when they met?Answer: Wasabi
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
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How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?Answer: Tea, Rex?
What do you call a pig that knows karate?Answer: He’s a pork chop.
He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious. I told him he had zero proof.
What is the easiest way to catch a fish?Answer: Have someone throw it to you.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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