What did the spinach say to the beets?Answer: Isn’t this garden setting so romain-tic?
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.
What is a zucchini’s favorite sport?Answer: Squash
Who is the leader of the popcorn?Answer: The kernel
Did you hear the story about the angry waffle irons?Answer: He just flipped.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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