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What do you call it when cheese goes #2?Answer: Fondue due.
What’s the secret to enjoying a good bottle of wine? Open the bottle to let it breathe. If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
What do you call a barking pumpkin?Answer: A gourd dog.
What do you call a milkshake from Abu Dhabi?Answer: MilkSheikh
What do you call a stolen yam?Answer: A hot potato
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers