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What’s the opposite of coffee?Answer: Sneezy
What do you say to a Turkish baby that won’t be quiet?Answer: Shish Kebab-y
How do you call a masked man with a butcher knife in a corn field?Answer: A cereal killer.
Why did the donut go to the dentist?Answer: Because it needed a chocolate filling.
How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?Answer: Five: One to screw in the light bulb, and four to protest in front of McDonald's.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers