Food jokes that are actually fun to share

A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!

Random jokes

Life can be a little bit frosty, but really it is what you bake it.
What did the girl cantaloupe say to the boy cantaloupe?
Why was the gravy sent to the principal’s office?
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?
Vegan: Try this banana.
Meat eater: Taste good!
Vegan: It's vegan.
Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny!

Latest 5 jokes

A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?

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