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What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a cook?Answer: A sue chef.
What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?Answer: Shut the door I am dressing!
How do dogs make sandwiches?Answer: With purebred.
What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?Answer: Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!
What did the ghosts eat for dinner?Answer: Spoke
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers