What do middle eastern people say when they feel hungover?Answer: I falafel
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
A monkey, chimp, gorilla and King Kong tries to take bananas from a coconut tree. Who will get it?
What should you order if you just want a small drink?Answer: A marteenie!
How well is your garden growing?Answer: Only thyme will tell.
What do bees chew?Answer: Bumble-gum
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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