What did the husband do after forgetting his wife's birthday?Answer: Cauliflower shop
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What is red when you go and green when you stop?Answer: A watermelon.
What did the gourd say to the other gourd after running into each other?Answer: Sorry for pumpkin in to you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Curry!
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you!
What is a chicken’s favorite kind of vegetable?Answer: An egg-plant
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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