What spoiled the big Fourth of July beef steak BBQ?Answer: When the mosquitoes next door dropped by for a bite.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call a musician who drinks soda and sings at the same time?Answer: A popsinger
What starts with a t ends with a t and is full of t?Answer: A teapot
Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl?Answer: He wanted a chef salad.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?Answer: Shock a lot.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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