Why do sweet potatoes make good detectives?Answer: Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How do you make a phone call in a garden?Answer: You use a cauliflower.
Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?Answer: He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tray, but ended up pulling a mussel.
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?Answer: Burger Alarms
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?Answer: Because the banana split!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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