Food jokes that are actually fun to share

A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!

Random jokes

What do you get if you put a cow on a trampoline?
What did the cook name his son?
How do you strike fear into a pie?
What has ears but can't hear?
How do you give a bagel maximum security?

Latest 5 jokes

A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?

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