Why did the dairy farmer feed his cows money?Answer: Because he wanted rich milk.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call an angry pea?Answer: A grum-pea!
What do you give to a dog with a fever?Answer: Mustard is always the best thing for a hot dog!
What did the toast say to his partner while they were doing sixty nine?Answer: Babe, I’m gonna crumb!
What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?Answer: Slice, Slice Baby.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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