What kind of socks do you need to plant vegetables?Answer: Garden hose!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why is working at a Pork Sausage factory the worst job?Answer: Because every day is Ground Hog day.
What did the smoothie say to the policeman?Answer: Don’t arrest me, I’m Innocent.
How do you know if the head chef is a clown?Answer: When the food tastes funny.
How did the fungus find a place to grow?Answer: Oh, it doesn’t need mushroom!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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