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Welcome to food jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Random jokes

What do you call young avocados?
Answer: Avokiddos

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mabel!
Mabel who?
Mabel syrup is lovely on puddings!

Knock, knock, Maple syrup

What does a butcher call a cow on a hill?
Answer: High Steaks

Butcher, Cow, Steak

The Bangles are getting their own cooking show. Wok Like an Egyptian

Cuisine, Music, Wok

What fruit never goes anywhere alone?
Answer: Pears

Latest 5 jokes

What did the salad say to the kidnapper?
Answer: Lettuce go

Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"

Burger, Fast food

Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?
Answer: Because all property is theft.

What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?
Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!

Soy sauce, Sushi

What do you call to bananas on the floor?
Answer: Slippers