What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?Answer: Angoora
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why was mustard racing ketchup?Answer: It was weiner take all.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?Answer: A carrot!
What did the farmer say when he lost all his vegetables?Answer: Oh, they'll turnip somewhere!
Why didn't the moon eat all its lunch?Answer: Because it was full.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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