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What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie?Answer: You have some crust.
How do you get your dog to like mashed potatoes?Answer: You gravy train
What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?Answer: Apple Jacks
What did one orange say to the other orange?Answer: Do you speak Mandarin?
What do you get when you mix curry and porridge?Answer: Courage
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers