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What is a dog's favorite food?Answer: Anything that is on your plate!
What dressing do cruise directors put on their salad?Answer: Thousand Island
Why did you send me a text sms at 3am last night?
I did not - my whisky did.
Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?Answer: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!
Where’s a donuts favorite vacation spot?Answer: The Sahara dessert!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers