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Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do horseflies do when you invite them to dinner?Answer: They just drop in for a bite.
Why is it easy to make puns about onions?Answer: Because they’re so pun-gent!
Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?Answer: Because he was a rotten apple.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?Answer: Dunkin' Donuts
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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