What doe Holy Water and Whiskey have in common?Answer: They both burn on the way down.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Where did the hamburger go on New Year’s Eve?Answer: To the meat ball!
What does a piece of toast wear to bed?Answer: His pa-JAM-as!
What's a vampire's favourite salad dressing?Answer: Italian VEINaigrette!
Is that a butternut squash in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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