Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What does Cher say to a vegetarian?Answer: I Got Tofu babe.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?Answer: He was a fun guy.
Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?Answer: They choke when they get too close to a bowl.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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