How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?Answer: With a steak to the heart.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?Answer: It's been nice gnawing you!
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?Answer: Mice krispies
What plates do they use in space?Answer: Satellite dishes
Before going away on another adventure, Goldilocks first stopped at Yoda’s house.
Goldilocks said to Yoda, “I’m leaving on my new adventure.”
Yoda said, “Wherever you go, may the porridge be with you.”
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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