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What does garlic do when it gets hot?Answer: It takes its cloves off.
What did the biscuit say when it got run over?Answer: Nothing. Biscuits can’t talk.
What’s the difference between an onion and homework?Answer: No one cries when you cut homework!
What did the hungry computer eat?Answer: Chips, one byte at a time.
What do you tell a cabbage that's down in the dumps?Answer: Hold your head up high.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers