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Why do cabbages win at races?Answer: Because they know how to get a-head!
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup?Answer: It is called won – ton!
What did the woman say when the waiter told her there was no corn?Answer: Well that really shucks.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pass the Pizza we're hungry!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?Answer: With a pumpkin patch!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers