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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
What happens when you electrocute a chickpea?Answer: You'll get charged with hummuscide.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?Answer: I've never had a lentil on my face!
Which martial art is the bakers favorite?Answer: Tae Kwon Dough
If apples come from an apple tree, and oranges come from an orange tree, where do chickens come from?Answer: A pouI-tree.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers