When shopping for cheese, I always ask myself: “To brie, or not to brie?”
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
So, I went up to my friend who just fought me and said, "I stole your cookie, but I falafel!"
What did the lentil say to the other lentil?Answer: How you bean?
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?Answer: He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
What kind of bagel did the camper eat?Answer: A winnebago.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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