Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Answer: Someone told him he should get an apple Mac.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle?Answer: None. the lady should already have it open on the table!
What do bakers make dill bread from?Answer: Dill dough
What is a cow's favorite food?Answer: Moo-berries
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?Answer: It cracks up!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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