What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth?Answer: You jam it.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What does a vegan zombie eat?Answer: Graaiiiiins
If a carrot and a cabbage ran a race, which one would win?Answer: The cabbage, because it’s a head.
Why don’t I eat beans?Answer: Cuz it gives migas.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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