What kind of cheese do dogs like best?Answer: Mutts-arella!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What kind of dough does a gamer use?Answer: Nintedough
What's an oyster's favorite band?Answer: Pearl Jam
How many bagels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Answer: Toaster ovens dont have light bulbs.
Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?Answer: Because it was royal jelly.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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