What is a frog’s favourite flavour of crisp?Answer: Croaky bacon
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What table can you eat?Answer: A vegetable
What is the most attractive drink?Answer: A hot chocolate
Where do bad plates go to after they've broken?Answer: Helsinki
I hate chickpeas. I like hummus but I ate that before I realised it was made out of chickpeas.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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