I know it’s early, but I’m already thinking about tacos.
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do lousy chefs use to tell them when a roast is done?Answer: A smoke detector.
Why is a bottle of beer better than religion?Answer: Beer doesn't care how you have sex.
Did that taco chef act rudely toward me?Answer: Yeah, he was jalapeño business.
You know how I spice things up in the bedroom?Answer: I have curry in bed...
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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