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What do you call a pineapple snake?Answer: Ananas-conda
What do bees style their hair with?Answer: Honey combs
Waiter, Waiter how long since this table has been washed?
Waiter: I don’t know; I have only worked here 6 months!
Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?Answer: Because they can’t ketchup.
Why do you never leave a bottle of Vodka around someone from Finland?Answer: Because they will Finnish it off
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers