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There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.
Why did the maize fail as a stand-up comedian?Answer: The jokes were just too corny.
What did the spider say to the bee?Answer: Your honey or your life.
What are the smallest rooms in the world?Answer: Mushrooms
What was the first thing Luke Skywalker said to the diners at his new restaurant?Answer: May the forks be with you.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers