A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one fresh enough for her family.
She asked the stock boy, "Don't you have fresh turkeys?"
The stock boy answered, "But they are all dead. Now how can I make them take a bath?"
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did the strawberry cry?Answer: It was in a jam!
I pick fresh vegetables every day. I feed them to my pig and he converts them into bacon.
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?Answer: Your teeth!
Why wasn’t there any food left after the Halloween party?Answer: Everyone was a goblin!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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