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What did the apple say to the apple pie?Answer: You’ve got some crust.
Why did the dairy farmer feed his cows money?Answer: Because he wanted rich milk.
What is King Kong's favorite food?Answer: Ape-ricots!
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.
Which vegetarian dish is made from a few spuds of similar shape and color?Answer: Matched Potatoes.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers