Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip, who?
Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
What do you call raspberries playing the guitar?Answer: A jam session
What type of pasta is best eaten on its own?Answer: Ravi-lonely
When do you start on red and stop on green?Answer: When you're eating a watermelon!
What did the salad say to the pineapple?Answer: Lettuce be friends!
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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