What type of knife do chefs use to connect to Bluetooth?Answer: A pairing knife
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
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Why don't blondes double the amounts in recipes when cooking for more people?Answer: The oven usually doesn't go to 700 degrees.
What soft drink do pigs like best?Answer: Root beer.
Call me cheesy, but I melt when I’m in your warm embrace.
Tried to get video of Chuck Norris kicking a cap off a bottle. But the cap fled in terror before it happened.
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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