Why are chefs cruel?Answer: Because they batter fish, beat eggs and whip cream!
Food jokes that are actually fun to share
A delicious collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns for all food lovers. Clean, safe, and made to make you laugh out loud. Enjoy!
Random jokes
Why did the banana go to the doctor?Answer: Because it wasn't peeling well!
What does Cher say to a vegetarian?Answer: I Got Tofu babe.
What do you get when you eat a sandwich in bed?Answer: Bedcrumbs
What's the deadliest of the sauces?Answer: Gravy
Latest 5 jokes
A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
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