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Did you hear Aerosmith just wrote a Chinese cookbook?Answer: Wok This Way!
How does a chef get to work?Answer: He woks.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wok.
Wok who?
Wok, don’t run.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wok!
Wok who?
I wok all the way here and you won’t even let me come in!
The Bangles are getting their own cooking show. Wok Like an Egyptian
The son is in the kitchen when his mother walks in carrying a wok.
He grunts, "Oh, good. I love Chinese food."
His mother says, "What are talking about, Chinese food? I’m gonna use this thing to iron your shirts."
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?Answer: Don't wok away from me!
What do Asian people sing to their children at night?Answer: Wok a bye baby.
What do they call Peter Fan in China?Answer: Peter Wok
What do you call it when you make asian food in the jungle?Answer: Taking a Wok on the wild side.
What is Pac Man's favorite piece of cookware?Answer: A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
What music do chefs play in the kitchen?Answer: Wok N Roll
Why is it hard to make chinese food?Answer: Because it takes a lot of wok
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