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Back to DishDid you hear about the Italian chef who died?Answer: He pasta way.
Did you hear about the italian cook?Answer: He pasta way!
Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner?Answer: He pasta way.
How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house?Answer: He came home from work with gnocchi.
How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?Answer: Pasta la vista!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pass the Pizza we're hungry!
Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"
I replied, "Pasta la vista!"
What are the mafia's most favorite noodles?Answer: Pasta asciutta
What did Forrest Gump say to his bowl of pasta?Answer: I love you, penne!
What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?Answer: It’s pasta your bedtime!
What did the pasta say to the green bean?Answer: Penne for your thoughts.
What did the pasta say to the tomato?Answer: Don’t get saucy with me!
What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?Answer: Go pasta!
What do Italians say about pasta?Answer: Every penne counts!
What do you call a flirty macaroni?Answer: Mackin’ cheese!
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