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I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France. That place was giving me the crêpes...
How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?Answer: 3.14
What do whales like to chew?Answer: Blubber gum
What do you call a beautiful woman who likes Mexican food?Answer: Taco Belle
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden?Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the green beans stalk.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers