What is a Penguin's favourite salad?Answer: Iceberg lettuce.
What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?Answer: Lettuce alone without dressing.
What kind of lettuce did they serve on The Titanic?Answer: Iceberg
What kind of salads do robots like?Answer: Those with ice-borg lettuce!
What makes lettuce so special?Answer: Nothing, it’s just arugula vegetable!
What was the vegan rock band's first hit?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
What's on a honeymoon salad?Answer: Lettuce alone with no dressin.
Who’s in charge of salads around here, anyway?Answer: That would be the head of lettuce!
Why didn’t the cabbage win the race?Answer: He wasn’t ahead of lettuce.
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?Answer: Because its got heart.
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