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Back to RestaurantHow does the German baker greet his customers?Answer: Gluten Morgen
In addition to fruit trees, what do pie bakers like to plant in their gardens?Answer: Many varieties of flours!
What did the banker want from the baker?Answer: To pump her nickels.
What did the bread dough say to the lonely baker?Answer: It’s nice to be kneaded.
What do bakers make dill bread from?Answer: Dill dough
What do bakers play at their lunch break?Answer: Tic Tac Dough!
What do you call a baker holding a bag of sugar in each hand?Answer: Ambidextrose
What do you call a baker that quits his job?Answer: A desserter
What do you call a red-headed baker?Answer: A Ginger-bread man
What does a French baker say when they made a mistake?Answer: Oh crepe
Whats the difference between a baker, and someone who is addicted to watching 'The Simpsons'?Answer: One kneed's Dough, and the other needs Doh!
Where do the best bakers in the city live?Answer: The yeast end.
Which martial art is the bakers favorite?Answer: Tae Kwon Dough
Why couldn’t the baker buy more bread?Answer: Because he didn’t have enough dough!
Why did the baker cross the road?Answer: He had muffin’ else to do!
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