What’s yellow and always points north?Answer: A magnetic banana.
What’s yellow and sniffs?Answer: A banana with a cold!
Where do bananas like to go swimming?Answer: In a cereal bowl
Why are bananas never lonely?Answer: They hang around in bunches!
Why aren't bananas ever lonely?Answer: Because they come in bunches!
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?Answer: Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?Answer: Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?Answer: Because it wasn't peeling well!
Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?Answer: Because it had split ends!
Why did the banana wear sunscreen?Answer: He didn't want to peel!
Why did the blonde get fired from the banana factory?Answer: Because she kept throwing the bent ones out!
Why do bananas have so many friends?Answer: Because they’re really sweet.
Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?Answer: Because they peel.
Why does Donkey Kong eat bananas?Answer: Because he finds them a-peeling!
Why don’t blondes eat bananas?Answer: They can’t find the Zipper.
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