Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny sushi jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes sushis. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about sushi are clean and safe for everyone. Share these sushi jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Are you sushi? Because I like it raw.
At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training?Answer: Tuna half.
Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?Answer: It's called Sosumi.
How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?Answer: Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.
I really like your cool demeanor. Wasabi my valentine?
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food. Sushi left me.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?Answer: I’m soy into you.
What did sushi A say to sushi B when they met?Answer: Wasabi
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What did the sushi say to the bee?Answer: Wasaaabeee
What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates?Answer: They both seek fortuna.
What is a cat’s favorite sushi roll?Answer: Shrimp tempurrrrra
What's a soldier's favorite type of sushi?Answer: A combat roll
Why did the sushi roll make first chair in the orchestra?Answer: Because she tuna.
Why does some sushi have the rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap?Answer: That's just how it rolls.
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