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Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Random jokes

What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
Answer: A PLUM-ber

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?
Answer: Apple Jacks

Breakfast, Cereal

What do you give to a dog with a fever?
Answer: Mustard is always the best thing for a hot dog!

Hot dog, Mustard

What's a Mexicans favorite book?
Answer: Tequila mocking bird

Mexican, Tequila

What do you get if you cross a doll with some ketchup, honey, mustard and onions in Kansas City?
Answer: Barbie-que sauce

Barbecue, Honey, Ketchup, Mustard, Onion, Sauce

Latest 5 jokes

What did the salad say to the kidnapper?
Answer: Lettuce go

Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"

Burger, Fast food

Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?
Answer: Because all property is theft.

What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?
Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!

Soy sauce, Sushi

What do you call to bananas on the floor?
Answer: Slippers